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thought it would be fun to write a song from the perspective of a modern day Disney princess if she were totally psycho and out of her mind... :)

lyrics

Spoken:
Before you my life was like a moonless night
Then you streaked across the sky like a meteor
and everything caught fire
I promise to love you every day of forever

VS
Love of my life, I've been waiting
Love of my life, you're the one for me
Love of my life, i'll be your wife
won't cause you strife for the rest of your life
I know you're the one
you are the one for me

CH
Why haven't you called?
My biological clock is ticking!
Why haven't you called?
I'm up all night on facebook, clicking
Googling your screenames and studying your past
hope that you're not feeling harassed

VS
We met two nights ago on Christmas Eve
I knew in my heart I had to believe
in love at first sight like Cinderella
Together forever like Edward and Bella
You are my life now
You are my destiny

CH
Why haven't you called?
I'm right this second ovulating!
Why haven't you called?
Why aren't you communicating?
Bet you're out partying and drinking with your friends
Time to get my telephoto lens

BRIDGE
This is how you make me feel inside
I love you
i will bear you four sons
and we'll call them
Dante
Damion
Dominic
and Pompeii
I'm going to look at your profile picture on facebook right now
because I love you so much
wait a minute
who's that chick?

what the fuck
who is that stupid fucking cunt
look at that stupid fucking cunt
oh my fucking god
does she even eat?
what fucking size does she wear?
she looks like a vacuous nobody
a mediocre vacuous nobody
I'm gonna slit her throat
I'm gonna slit her throat from side to side and watch the blood spill out
all over the fucking concrete
I'm gonna stick my hands in her throat and rip her fucking face apart
I'm gonna eat her fucking face
I'm gonna eat her fucking face
I'm gonna eat her fucking fucking fucking face

Whoah, little out of control there
I need to just relax.
He'll get over her eventually.

CH
Why haven't you called?
Why haven't you called?
Why haven't you called?

credits

from Test Batch Drafts, track released September 14, 2013

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