WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?

by Christine Anderson's Magic Powers Studios

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Before you my life was like a moonless night
And then you streaked across the sky like a meteor
And suddenly everything caught fire
I promise to lose you every day of forever

Love of my life I've been waiting
Love of my life you're the one for me
Love of my life I'll be your wife
Won't cause you strife for the rest of your life
I know you're the one, you are the one for me

Why haven't you called?
My biological clock is ticking!
Why haven't you called?
I'm up all night on facebook clicking
Googling your screen name and studying your past
Hope that you're not feeling harassed

We met two nights ago on New Years Eve
I knew in my heart I had to believe
In love at first sight like Cinderella
Together forever like Edward and Bella!
(you are my life now!)
You are my destiny

Why haven't you called?
I'm right this second ovulating!
Why haven't you called?
Why aren't you communicating?!
Bet you're out partying and drinking with your friends
Time to get my telephoto lens

THIS is how you make me feel.... inside!!
I LOVE YOU!!
I will bear you four sons... and we'll call them
Dante!
Damien!
Dominic!
And Pompeii.
I'm going to look at your profile picture on facebook right now
Because I love you so much!!

Wait a minute

WHO'S THAT BITCH?!?!

What the FUCK. Who is that stupid fucking cunt?!
Look at that Stupid. Fucking. Cunt.
Oh my fucking god.
Does she even eat?
What fucking SIZE does she wear?
She looks like a vacuous nobody.
A MEDIOCRE VACUOUS NOBODY!
I'm gonna slit her throat.
I'm gonna slit her throat from side to side
and watch the blood spill out all over the fucking concrete
I'm gonna stick my hands in her throat and rip her fucking face apart
I'M GOING TO EAT HER FUCKING FACE!
I'M GOING TO EAT HER FUCKING FACE!!!!
I'm GOING TO EAT HER FUCKING FUCKING FACE!!

Ok... little outta control there. lol.
I just need to relax.
He'll get over her eventually.
Why haven't you called?
My biological clock is ticking!
Why haven't you called?
I'm up all night on facebook clicking
Googling your screen name and studying your past
Hope that you're not feeling harassed

Why haven't you called?
My biological clock is ticking!
Why haven't you called?
I'm up all night on facebook clicking
Googling your screen name and studying your past
Hope that you're not feeling harassed

Why haven't you called?
Why haven't you called?
Why haven't you called?
Hope that you're not feeling harassed

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released March 18, 2016

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